The Didler Butt It

I'm unqualified for anything else. I'm barely
qualified for this.
~~Catherine Keener

Every place I'm looking, I'm seeing recipes -
for drinks & food, for life, for surviving. One
was thoughtful but I keep going back to all
those business charm school workshops
where some guy asks you to make the whole
world into quadrants and then you focus in
on the intuitive recipes that follow whatever
place you come out on the chart of the
quadrants. I thought they were ammunition
and they were just talking points to be
applied by managers who want something
from you just so. I found out myself that I'm in
love, I'm lazy, love affection and am dedicated
to keeping life real simple.